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To Whoever Hacked Me: You’re So Dumb I Had to Write About It

Clowns hack my credit cards, email and phone number. It’s so ridiculous I’m not even mad anymore.

Oct 23, 2024

To Whoever Hacked Me: You’re So Dumb I Had to Write About It

Oct 23, 2024

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Bizarre Weirdness Kicks Off 2025 on Nextdoor

I definitely scrolled too long

Jan 5

Bizarre Weirdness Kicks Off 2025 on Nextdoor

Jan 5

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Dear First-Time Moms-Mother Nature is Preparing You For a Life of No Dignity — But There…

I just read a hilarious story by Medium writer Claire Franky, where she recounts in giggle-inducing detail the indignities of a pregnancy…

Oct 4, 2023

Dear First-Time Moms-Mother Nature is Preparing You For a Life of No Dignity — But There…

Oct 4, 2023

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American Economy Envy of the World

Powerhouse economy: The US leads the world

Jun 19, 2024

American Economy Envy of the World

Jun 19, 2024

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The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD

What's in this box?

4d ago

The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD

4d ago

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Trump’s Halloween Freakout Before November Sentencing

Spookier by the minute: Trump threatens voters while campaign crashes and sentencing looms

Oct 31, 2024

Trump’s Halloween Freakout Before November Sentencing

Oct 31, 2024

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Trump Outsourced His Campaign to Musk. What Could Go Wrong?

Blowing up seven rockets followed by blowing up Trump get-out-the-vote campaign. Rich does not equal smart.

Oct 29, 2024

Trump Outsourced His Campaign to Musk. What Could Go Wrong?

Oct 29, 2024

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Are Women About to Deliver America From Trump? The Numbers Say Yes!

Exit polling data shows women FAR outpacing men in early voting.

Oct 28, 2024

Are Women About to Deliver America From Trump? The Numbers Say Yes!

Oct 28, 2024

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What The Fuck Is Going To Happen In This Election? Polls Can’t Tell You

An attempted coup, rape, women’s rights to their own bodies, 34 felonies and the threat of a military dictatorship isn’t enough? How about…

Oct 23, 2024

What The Fuck Is Going To Happen In This Election? Polls Can’t Tell You

Oct 23, 2024

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Trump Wants to Grab America by The Posse

Dick Talk: Trump talks about Arnold Palmer’s penis at high school speech and threatens to use military against his enemies

Oct 21, 2024

Trump Wants to Grab America by The Posse

Oct 21, 2024

CJ Sterling

CJ Sterling

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Writer, journalist. Commentary: Washington Post, Economist, Daily Beast, New York Times, Seattle Times, Crosscut, The Stranger. 22.5 million views, Quora.

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