PinnedMember-onlyI Saved a Woman’s Life Today with NarcanI am too shook up to edit this story — I saved a woman’s life today with Narcan (naloxone). A story I never thought I would be posting. It just happened a half hour or so ago and I’m a little shook up. The reason I am not editing and fixing this story is that maybe today you might save…Drugs2 min readDrugs2 min read
PinnedMember-onlyGeorgia Officials Threaten Fani WillisKemp and other officials fight lawful indictments through a new law that allows removing prosecutors by “oversight commission” — Update, September 3, 2023. A recently passed Georgia law is designed to kill prosecutions through an 8-member commission with the power of removing prosecutors they don’t like. The bill was not voted on by the people of Georgia, but was passed by the majority Republican House and Senate, and signed…Politics7 min readPolitics7 min read
PinnedMember-onlyElon Musk Hates Everybody, Especially His UsersWhat the fuck, people of Twitter? — Elon Musk slapped us all in the face on Day One by posting a conspiracy theory about Nancy Pelosi just days after the brutal attack on her husband Paul. On Day Two, he backhanded us by posting a picture of a Nazi soldier with a crate of messenger pigeons and…Twitter5 min readTwitter5 min read
Published inP.S. I Love You·PinnedMember-onlyMy Daughter Collapsed Nursing on the Covid Front Lines. Now She is in ICU. Three More Texas Stories.ICU + Massive Car Crash + Deep Freeze … — Introduction: I am republishing this for Pandemic Stories, but it is also stories from the massive car crash, Texas Arctic Freeze and the massive car crash that made national news in February 2021. In the middle of January, 2021 I got an urgent phone call. My daughter Katy had collapsed…Health5 min readHealth5 min read
18 hours agoMember-onlyKemp’s Radical Right Problem in Georgia RICO CaseDespite Kemp’s Denials, Georgia Lawmakers Poised to Attack DA Fani Willis With New “Oversight Commission.” — September 25, 2023 Georgia Governor Brian Kemp took to the press August 31st to push back on a firestorm of criticism as congressional officials in DC and Georgia — including two “good ‘ol boys” on the far right — Trump supporter Clint Dixon and Colton Moore — openly called for…Trump7 min readTrump7 min read
Published inDoctor Funny·Sep 1Member-onlyTrump Flees to Cuba During Hurricane IdaliaCuban officials capture US fugitive on shipwrecked yacht — August 30, 2023 A recorded conversation was leaked from the Department of Justice today, indicating that Donald J. Trump may have fled to Cuba under the cover of Hurricane Idalia in a desperate attempt to flee US justice. According to several sources this morning US justice officials received a very…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Aug 30Member-onlySexy Mission, Sexy Boats, Sexy Crews Aim to Clean the Ocean by 2040Sexy, Sexy Beasts of the Ocean — I admit it. I am horny for these sleek, massive ocean beasts — and the project, THE OCEAN CLEANUP, a non-profit organization that has taken on the massive challenge of cleaning up ALL the ocean’s plastic by 2040. What is making me feel frisky is that they will likely succeed. …Environment3 min readEnvironment3 min read
Aug 28Member-onlyHickory Dickory DocketReal but lesser-known holidays on Trump trial dates — As Donald J. Trump runs up and down the clock on trial delays, most of the trial dates have been set. While we wait, remember that there is more to be celebrated on these days — outside of the certainty that Trump will not be able to overcome one big…Politics3 min readPolitics3 min read
Published inDoctor Funny·Aug 26Member-onlyMugshot Face Looks SO FamiliarI have seen this look before…at Walmart — August 25, 2023 Okay, we have to talk about Trump’s mugshot. First, it is a testament to America and the capitalist system that both the Republicans AND Democrats immediately started monetizing it. We had the print and merch orders ready; we were just waiting to upload the photo so we…Donald Trump3 min readDonald Trump3 min read
Aug 23Member-onlyBINGO! Grab Your Popcorn And Play Along for Tonight’s GOP DebateLet’s all hope for some truly comic moments — I feel like this BINGO card is missing some squares. Go ahead and get out your Sharpie and make your own card. Invite friends and family, or create a watch party. For the free space, maybe put “comic fuckup moment.” …Satire2 min readSatire2 min read