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CJ Sterling

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Nobody Cares About Your Package & Artificial Unintelligence

Two Stories — Technology and Christmas Grinchiness

Dec 3, 2022

Nobody Cares About Your Package & Artificial Unintelligence

Dec 3, 2022

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To Whoever Hacked Me: You’re So Dumb I Had to Write About It

Clowns hack my credit cards, email and phone number. It’s so ridiculous I’m not even mad anymore.

Oct 23, 2024

To Whoever Hacked Me: You’re So Dumb I Had to Write About It

Oct 23, 2024

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Bizarre Weirdness Kicks Off 2025 on Nextdoor

I definitely scrolled too long

Jan 5

Bizarre Weirdness Kicks Off 2025 on Nextdoor

Jan 5

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Dear First-Time Moms-Mother Nature is Preparing You For a Life of No Dignity

But there is an upside

Oct 4, 2023

Dear First-Time Moms-Mother Nature is Preparing You For a Life of No Dignity

Oct 4, 2023

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The Pub

Would You Just Let Me HELP YOU?

He pays for cable he hasn’t watched in 18 months and I am not okay

5h ago

Frustrated woman covering her face in her hands

5h ago

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Nobody Wants to Read Your S**t

The only people reading your stuff are doom-scrolling on the toilet — and they already forgot your name

14h ago

Pineapple floating in a pool.

14h ago

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Seven Reasons I Said No to Your Outdoor Concert Invitation

I don’t hate you, but I suspect you secretly hate me

Jul 8

Seven Reasons I Said No to Your Outdoor Concert Invitation

Jul 8

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The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD

What's in this box?

Jan 17

The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD

Jan 17

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Trump’s Halloween Freakout Before November Sentencing

Spookier by the minute: Trump threatens voters while campaign crashes and sentencing looms

Oct 31, 2024

Trump’s Halloween Freakout Before November Sentencing

Oct 31, 2024

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Trump Outsourced His Campaign to Musk. What Could Go Wrong?

Blowing up seven rockets followed by blowing up Trump get-out-the-vote campaign. Rich does not equal smart.

Oct 29, 2024

Trump Outsourced His Campaign to Musk. What Could Go Wrong?

Oct 29, 2024

CJ Sterling

CJ Sterling

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Writer, journalist. Commentary: Washington Post, Economist, Daily Beast, New York Times, Seattle Times, Crosscut, The Stranger. 22.5 million views, Quora.

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