MEDIUM WRITER TEHUEX CHEATS THE DETAILS
Michelle Tehuex Cheats Us on Details of her Hamster Poop Pizza
Civil War Has Broken Out. It Doesn’t Look Good For Either Side.
Now picture these on one half of a weirdly oblong-shaped pizza, rising out of a pool of melted cheese, facing off against an army of canned olive rings that have risen to the top of a hot pool of mozzarella. Bloody sauce is leaking everywhere. Civil war has broken out on this pizza dough, and it doesn’t look good for either side.
I have never called out another writer here on Medium, but I feel I have to. Possibly because I have overdosed on cold medicine. But I’m gonna say it anyway (reserving my cold-medicine defense if I have to end up apologizing). Michelle, with all respect due to a fellow author, you let your trauma divert you from the story we really want to hear.
Note to readers: I wanted to ask Michelle Teheaux if I could use the actual photo she took of the actual pizza in her story, but I was afraid to offend our more sensitive readers with the graphic carnage. Also, I don’t know Michelle yet.
So, Ms. Teheux. What actually happened? You told us the play-by-play of the fuckery that led to this abomination of a “pizza” is not important. What?? Of course it’s…
